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killveous:

pornacorn:

monkeytoybox:

cuddleroyu:

mommamill:

killveous:

mommamill:

monkeytoybox:

pornacorn:

I bought it on sale years ago, and found it crumpled up in this plastic bag in a cluttered  drawer.

Pardon the dust in the picture, it doesn’t seem to have leeched anything but it’s not silicone and it still smells funny. I don’t know what to do with it.

Burn it on the doorstep of someone you dislike.

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THOSE BALLS??? IS IT LIKE…. SOME MARIO SHIT??? IS IT SOME KIND OF GENITAL DISEASE??? AWKWARD NIPPLE-PUBES OR IS IT JUST THAT COLD IN YOUR HOUSE????????? ???

Kill it with fire.

IS THAT A CHAIN ON THE END?

GIVE IT TO ME SO I CAN USE IT TO SMITE ENEMIES LIKE THE FUCKING WITCH KING.

I DIDN’T EVEN SEE THE CHAIN

DUDE IS THAT DICK A FLAIL?

ONWARD TO BATTLE BRAVE DICK KNIGHTS!

HOLY SHIT THAT IS A CHAIN!!!  LET US SMITE OUR FOES WITH UNSAFE MATERIALS AND HUMILIATION!

..YES Yes it is an unsafe dick-flail of +4 disgust.

I started something magical.

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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

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chairman-of-th3-board:

I still lose my shit to this photo.

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jea-nte:

New York Film Academy’s study of gender inequality in the film industry.

Yeah there’s that. Now a show me a racial breakdown. It’s seriously sad. 

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fuckingpubert:

pyrrhaxnikos:

Actual

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Anime boy

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Monty

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Oum

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actual

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dorkface

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monty

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oum

dork

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breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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msgirlyplayer:

Hey guys~!

Theses are the individual creatures, so enjoy! :3

PLEASE ASK PERMISSION BEFORE USING THEM, PLEASE AND THANK YOU!

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